Reactions to Newt talking
The Future is Now!
I think many people I know need to own these
I need to invent a time machine and send this back to my seven-year-old self.
what’s this? a giveaway?
yes it is!
dun dun dun…
ADRNIRED’S HOLIDAY AMAZON GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!
So now that i have some cash, i thought it would be nice to spread some around for the holidays!
-you don’t have to be following me, but i’ll throw in extra cash and maybe even some candy if you do
-must reblog this by christmas eve. I’l have the code for the card to send to the winner on christmas day.
-no giveaway blogs, because that’s unfair.
$25 worth of gift cards to amazon.com!
(if you follow me I’ll throw in an extra $10)
but, if this gets an insane amount of notes or something, I’ll throw in some extra extra goodies as well ;)
happy holidays! and may the reblog be ever in your favor!
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC
Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.
As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be. Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.
Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.
“If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also”—
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
I was just talking to Blue about taking the language of the Bible in the context of the time period in which it was written.
i don’t know or care if this is true or not, because i’m always always always up for a new way to say DO IT, YOU WON’T(via fuckyeahdiomedes)
Ugh what you feel too grown up to just say “I triple dog dare you”?
I hate that fucking phrase.
This on the other hand…I never much liked Turn the other cheek till just now. It’s not an act of submission, it’s a subtle power play from the downtrodden. It’s fucking social judo, man.
This is now my second favorite passage from the New Testament.