February 2011
Ugh. Two depression cases in one house.
Fun.
I don’t even want to go home in the morning. I’ll just sleep in the old ultrasound room.
Do YOUR homework. Your homework is to suck my dick. Nah…nah, that’s yo FIELD...
– My boyfriend (via ectobandit)
January 2011
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
sik-em-rex:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
ladytwitch = damagedxgoods
Because damagedgoods was taken. And I am.
Dentistry and Other Modern Foibles →
fuckyeahfthc:
Posted by frank on Jan 31, 2011
That isn’t, by the way, the album title (!). I went to the dentist today for the first time in a long time. It felt like another plank of my adolescence, along with sleeping on the floor and never, ever washing my jeans, is slipping away. On the plus side, I might still have some teeth when I’m older. You win some, you lose some.
Yesterday saw the...
half the answers are there in your mistakes.:... →
tanukichu:
catesnarks:
nerdyhbic:
strawberrysgirl:
Mrs. Pickles is the educated breadwinner, Stu often chasing his less profitable dreams
Phil & Lil’s mom, obvs (short hair, female symbol sweatshirt, clear second waver
Charlotte, ballbusting CEO who wants Angelica to have an edge in a…
I can’t believe I never realized this. I even just watched the first and second seasons...
I honestly feel like curling up in a skin-burning...
But, I’m here at work x-raying prisoners and being threatened. It’s almost the same.
This is me being a dummy.
So, that’s why you came back all weird.
Yeah, that’s why. THANKS FOR JUST SHRUGGING OFF THE WORST TIME IN MY LIFE. If you didn’t want to know, you probably shouldn’t have pried. Now I’m making ambiguous Tumblr posts about it.
I’ll probably never get that part of myself or my self-worth back, but if I don’t stop dwelling on it, I’m probably...