January 2012
we decided to celebrate new year’s by the whole ‘fucking ourselves into oblivion’ thing instead of going out among the drunken masses. wine and sex and possibly video games and more sex and sex.
it was the popular vote. catch you guys next year when i put my brain back together.
December 2011
4 tags
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
“I owe you pain.”
– Willow Rosenberg (via whedonverse)
i’d probably be okay with this.
Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10 .What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream
Dear... →
taco-man-andre:
lucicfer:
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex best friend,
Dear best friend,
Dear future me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear ______,
I saw Ryan Gosling stage dive during American...
jonlovesyou:
al4w:
Truth.
Ryan Gosling and I are going to run away together and listen to hardcore and rub our beards together. The end.
i would like to be invited to this party.
1 tag
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10 .What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream
“if you listen to nickelback that’s considered self harm too”
– Joel. (via fuckyeahsamanthayoung)
Watchgirlwiththefro:
smokeywords:
herscarlettletters:
You will watch this and you will like it.
James Deen is phenomenal.
oh shittttt, this is the video that gif is from. yes!
i’d love to know what he whispers to the girls in his scenes, but i think you have to fuck him to find out.
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via valderie)
